It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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