I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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