Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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