just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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