hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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