Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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