Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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