he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So squirting runs in the family.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
