she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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