WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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