Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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