those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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