Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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