Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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