I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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