But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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