This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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