i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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