Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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