i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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