summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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