I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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