you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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