You work out of a Hotel?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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