He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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