I'm lost and stupid without you.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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