First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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