But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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