problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
