I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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