this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All I want is dick and wine.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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