Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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