he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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