I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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