Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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