I'm jealous of your bromance
handjob tips. give me some.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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