doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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