How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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