And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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