So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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