I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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