You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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