my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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