I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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