Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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