Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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