She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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