1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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