You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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