i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Be still, my beating vagina.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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