whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Sext me about skeletons
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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